Full of Bologna

Britain's leftist Guardian "news"paper "reports" that freed Italian hostage Giuliani Sgrena claims Americans fired between 300 and 400 rounds from an armored vehicle after the car had already stopped and Americans had looked inside with a flashlight.

Captain Ed reports that she's full of merda. Also that Sgrena is a "reporter" - for Il Manifesto, an Italian communist publication.

The moral of the story? You can't pull an Eason Jordan and also claim that American GIs' aim is putrid. If they'd meant to fire 300 to 400 rounds into Sgrena's car, she would be meatless marinara sauce right now.

Unless she'd opened her big, fat mouth, that is. That would have sucked even hellfire missiles into an insatiable black hole.

UPDATE: Reportedly, there were anywhere from six to thirteen million reasons why Sgrena was released from the tender captivity of her terrorist allies. Quite apart from the folly of buying off mass murderers, given what an execrable piece of trash this commu-cunt is, it's safe to say her rescue wasn't worth twenty-nine cents.

Given what she's trying to do to us with this aptly described blood libel, it's awfully tempting to be wistful about the failure of even one of those several hundred phantom bullets - or make-believe tank munitions - to plug her right between her beady little eyes.

Hers is another of those ubiquitous media phenomenons, a "thought experiment" bereft of any trace of thought.

And absolutely dripping with hate.

UPDATE II: Here's the Pink Lady's car:

Looks in miraculous shape for a Tonka-sized vehicle that's taken a fusillade of tank munitions, doesn't it?

Maybe the Italians have developed secret deflector shield technology....