Biopsy Update

You can probably tell by virtue of the fact that this update is coming ten days after my last mention of the topic that Mrs. Hard Starboard's biopsy came out negative: no cancer, or any other serious health complication. A clean bill of health.

Praise the LORD.

But there are other afteraffects of the procedure itself that involve, shall we say, social moratoriums. as well as her sitting on pillows and strange odors and the like.

Kind of like minor aftershocks from an earthquake that never happened.

All things considered, I'll scoop up those winnings and amble to the collection window any day of the week.