Tuesday, August 30, 2005

John Roberts, McCarthyized

"John Roberts takes off his pants every day. Do you believe in an America full of male flashers?"

"John Roberts occasionally blows his nose. Do you believe in an America awash in mucous?"

"John Roberts sometimes discretely scratches himself. Do you believe in an America where all citizens must undergo regular anal intrusion?"

"In 1991, John Roberts argued for public school-sponsored prayer at graduations, claiming that ceremonies shouldn’t be considered mandatory. Do you believe in an America where Christian students in Dearborn could be forced to read from the Koran, Muslim students in Brooklyn could be forced to pray from the Torah, or Jewish students in Utah could be forced to recite Mormon prayers?"

Question: which is the copy of the new anti-John Roberts ad?

(No fair cheating by following the link....)

[HT: Powerline]