Commander-In-Chief Hires A Bergalar

Naw, the new flash-in-the-pan ABC comedrama about a woman president isn't designed AT ALL to culturally acclimate the public for Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential run. Which is why her SecState-in-waiting, national security document thief Samuel R. "Sandy" Berger, has now signed onto that production as a "advisor":

...where he joins fellow Clinton[oid]s Capricia Marshall and Steve Cohen.

The New York Daily News reports that Berger's new job comes as "Hillary operatives" continue to monitor the show about America's first female president "as a barometer of how she might fare in '08."

"So far, it's doing really well," a Clinton source tells the News.

Talk about art trying to foreshadow life. Though only to a certain point, since Geena Davis' character never runs for president in her own right but as a man's running mate. That would be the case with my '08 GOP dream ticket of George Allen and Condi Rice.

But Rice doesn't count, because she's not a "real" woman, you see, or a "real" African-American.

Given that Hillary exercised the powers of the presidency for eight years already, maybe C-in-C is better described as art imitating life.

Does President Allen's (McKenzie, not George) SecState have conspicuous bulges in his trousers (far bigger than a rolled-up pair of socks could account for)? I bet he will now.