Thursday, June 23, 2005

Two Worthy Bits of Dementia

Chairman How did his normal spiel at last night's Dem D.C. fundraiser, including bowing down to Senator al-Durbini as "an extraordinary United States senator, a man of great courage and a man who is willing to stand by our troops and fight for all that is right about America." My apologies if you needed a barfbag and none were at hand.

This, however, was, IMHO, the lowlight blurb:

Praising ex-president Clinton, Dean predicted that when Democrats "get back in power . . . America will not only be respected around the world, [it] will also be the moral authority of the world."

I guess that must mean the Democrats are planning on mass interstellar emigration to another class-M planet.

Maybe that's why the President wants to jump start the space program....