NKComms To Bush: We Want Clinton Back

For connoisseurs of chutzpah, you can always count upon Kim jong-Il for a hearty guffaw or two:

Negotiators for North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il insisted on Wednesday that the U.S. honor ex-President Clinton's promise to give them a nuclear reactor in exchange for giving up their nuclear weapons program.

But the Bush Administration quickly nixed the idea.

Because North Korean dictator Kim jong-Il, you know, failed to honor his promise not to construct nuclear weapons.

Ya gotta love the droll way the Bushies expressed their demurral:

After his first one-on-one meeting with the North Korean delegation during talks on their nuclear program, U.S. Assistant Secretary of State Christopher Hill told reporters: "We did not make a lot of progress."

The only "progress" to be made is that which sees "Dear Leader" in chains or pushing up daisies, and his execrable regime right along with him.

Can Kim hold out until President Hillary can save him from this unfortunate fate? Stay tuned....