Bird Flu or the Beaver Gargle of Ache?

I'm sick and I gotta go to work. Is there a worse combination of circumstances that doesn't involve being in the skyscraper a hijacked airliner smashes into?

Developing....

UPDATE 4:17 PM: I made it through the day. Beats me how, but I made it. Now to make it home and pour myself into a warm, comfortable bed for about sixty hours.

Blogging and bathroom breaks not withstanding, of course....