Jihadi Squirrels

There were four country churches and a mosque in a small Texas town: The churches were Presbyterian, Baptist, Methodist, and Episcopal. All the churches and the mosque were overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In the Baptist church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistry and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

The Episcopal church came up with a better solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

But the mosque came up with the best and most effective solution. They whipped the squirrels into a jihadist frenzy, strapped bomb belts around them, and sent them out to blow up the Presbyterians, Baptists, Methodists, and Episcopalians, along with the other squirrels and the rest of the infidel town, which is now ruled by the religion of peace.

Allahu Akbar.