Apparently, Size DOES Matter

When I first saw the story about Nancy Pelosi wanting a large military plane in order to take her, her family, her pets, and her lobbyists (okay, I'm stretching it...a little), I didn't blog on it because let's face it, Democrats being hypocrites is nothing new. However, now she's starting to whine and moan because she has to use the same size plane as Denny Hastert did. Why, the nerve! Don't they know who she IS?? Oh, and she's griping about Bush in the process, saying the White House is "twisting" her words. Baloney. Her words are there for all to see. She wants a plane that can fly non-stop to California, she can't be expected to have to stop for fuel, after all, like REGULAR people. Gotta keep those emissions going non-stop, y'know. She wants a plane the size of her ego, but I'm not sure if the Challenger is available.

She reminds me of Jean Hagin's character in Singin' In The Rain, when Lina Lamont is blackmailing the head of the studio and says, "PEOPLE! I ain't PEOPLE!"

UPDATE: Now she wants a bedroom and office facilities. Some Republicans are saying she wants "Pelosi One." Geez, what next? A two plane escort? Chippendale's dancers for entertainment?

JASmius adds: Well, after she and her caucus impeach Bush and Cheney, and Senate Donks and RINOs convict them and have them frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs, I guess her problem will be solved, right?