How To Feel Upbeat

How to start each day in an upbeat way:

1. Open a new file folder on your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Click "Empty the trash."

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better?

PS: Next week you can do Nancy Pelosi. You deserve to feel GOOD!

[h/t: Uncle]