Best line of the Republican debate, by Mitt Romney, speaking of Barak "Nuke 'Em" Obama:
"I mean, in one week he went from saying he's going to sit down, you know, for tea, with our enemies, but then he's going to bomb our allies," said Romney. "I mean, he's gone from Jane Fonda to Dr. Strangelove in one week."
I was born in the small town of Wenatchee, Washington in the early 1960s, and grew up in that last outpost of Norman Rockwell America.
Graduating high school with honors, I attended Washington State University, where I earned a cum laude Bachelor of Arts degree in Business Administration. I added my CPA certification a year later.
After four years in the salt mines of public accounting I seized the opportunity to get into accounting management in private industry, where I served in the mortgage/real estate, technology, and food manufacturing industries for twenty-one years. After that career was laid waste by corporate politics, I bided my time, subsisting on unemployment compensation and then personal savings, until the ship of Constitution Education Enterprises LLC finally came in. That pipe dream now having also acrimoniously ended in the ongoing Trumpocalypse, I am what you call a "free agent".
On the home front, I am twenty-eight years into the matrimonial salt mines, and have raised two precocious kids, one of whom is well on the way to conquering the world of music and theater, the other one of whom might be a future YouTube entrepreneur.
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