Something You Can Count On

All you need is the following Ed Morrissey lede....:

The big question of the day comes from Ron Rosenbaum at Pajamas Media, who heard that the Los Angeles Times has a juicy story on a sex scandal that could rock the presidential primary race. The Times hasn't decided whether to run the story, or at what time, Rosenbaum reports, but they have a solid factual case from all indications. [emphasis added]

....to immediately know one thing about this "juicy presidential primary candidate sex scandal" story: if the L.A. Times is vacillating over running it, it can't possibly involve a Republican.