"I'm John Kerry, and they made me approve this honest message"
(With apologies to Berke Breathed, but it just fits so perfectly...)
Finally, a candidate every American can call his/her/its own.
He's been a handicapped unionist minority farmer;
He's been a right-wing pro-choice born-again southern elderly protectionist pacifist;
He's been a redneck northern liberal ethnic pro-life Jewish fixed-income no-nukes gun nut;
He's been an anti-war pro-military anti-gun Wendy's-dining outdoorsman Francofilic sports fanatic;
And he's never been George W. Bush.
John Kerry for President - he thinks you know he's been all of us.
Finally, a candidate every American can call his/her/its own.
He's been a handicapped unionist minority farmer;
He's been a right-wing pro-choice born-again southern elderly protectionist pacifist;
He's been a redneck northern liberal ethnic pro-life Jewish fixed-income no-nukes gun nut;
He's been an anti-war pro-military anti-gun Wendy's-dining outdoorsman Francofilic sports fanatic;
And he's never been George W. Bush.
John Kerry for President - he thinks you know he's been all of us.
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