A Remarkable Bush endorsement from "enemy territory"

Astounding it is that this column was actually printed in and by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer:

"Given the verbiage contained in this daily fish wrap celebrating John Kerry and wailing what a threat to the planet George W. Bush constitutes, I suppose it is time for someone to sluice out the Augean stables of accumulated political nonsense.

"Somebody needs to help back up on the turnip truck those who not only fell off yesterday but, having done so, proceeded to purchase (at full retail) every vial of snake oil being peddled by the Kerryites, and explain why the president should be re-elected.

"That person would be me."

The whole column sounds like that. Do yourself a favor and read the whole thing. Perhaps it's too late and most of the electorate has already drowned in Kerryian fecality, but if seriousness, sobriety, and common sense - traits upon which our national survival depends three weeks from now - are going to become extinct, they won't get very many better airings than Mr. Virgin (yes, that's his name) bequeaths them.