Physician, Heal Thyself

Leave it to Democrat National Committee Chairman Howie Dean, at the very height of the battle over the life or death of Terri Schiavo, to publicly refer to Republicans as being "brain dead."

Gosh, if Donks get any "smarter" under Dean's leadership, somebody will have to go around and disconnect all their feeding tubes.

Just be careful not to light a match around Ted Kennedy's, though; his family probably wants the deposit back on their still.