Sandy Berger Critical of Bush Security Policy

{Uncontrollable laughter} *snort* *sniff* I'm sorry, I just can't get past that headline. Every time I read it I think of the tag line from the Capital One commercials, only instead of "What's in your wallet" I keep seeing the big, hairy, ugly guy in the Viking helmet growl, "What's in his pants...?"

Then I think of Sick Willie's National Security Advisor dispensing criticism of the Bush anti-terrorism policy and the big, hairy, ugly guy in the Viking helmet pops up again and exclaims, "What's in his noggin...?"

Just don't check his pants - you might not like the answer you find....