Go, Brother Trunk, Go!

I think Powerline's Scott Johnson speaks for a lot of Americans with this comment:

Here is one metaphor by which I am willing to stand. Senators Leahy and Durbin are more fit to reconstitute the Democratic Party as a branch of the Peoples Temple than to hold high office. They are more fit to lead a doomsday cult devoted to drinking poison Kool-Aid than they are to serve as United States Senators.

And they are deserving of spending a "fact-finding" weekend at Gitmo under the conditions that so horrify them.

They're already soiling themselves metaphorically; why not make it literal as well?