The Yawn Report

Hey, Senator Hairplugs is running for president!

{drumming fingers}

{shrug} Well, I can't think of anything else to say about it. But Captain Ed suggests that he pick Dick Durbin as his running mate. That would fit in with the classic "Bill & Opus" slogan, "This time, why not the worst?"

Best of all, Durbin could provide appropriate headwear that would conceal Biden's embarrassing scalp phenomenon....