The Cherry Atop the Alito Sundae

The extreme radical right-wing American Bar Association has given Judge and SCOTUS nominee Samuel Alito its highest rating of "well-qualified." In response, People for the Soviet Socialist Way and the Alliance for Injustice have fielded television advertisements depicting Judge Alito as a liar, a racist, a puppet, and a molester of livestock.

Expect to see one of the Democrat members of the Judiciary Committee ask the nominee why he humps sheep on the edge of cliffs (The answer they'll be looking for is, "So the sheep will push back....") and Judge Alito confirmed before the Seattle Seahawks take the field in Detroit a month from now.