Empty Jeans
Words of Wisdom from none other than that paragon of virtue and intelligence, Brad Pitt:
Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands September 19.
I don't know about you, but I'm just totally upset that Brad and Angelina won't marry and then divorce as would most certainly happen and have their kids growing up in a broken home. It's SO much better now that they're growing up in a shackin' up home. What *wonderful* examples you are, Brad and Angelina!
It amazes me how overblown and STUPID people get about these fake Hollywood types. WHO CARES about Tom and Katie? It's not like they'll still be together a year from now. Little Suri will grow up fatherless and directionless, probably turning out like Paris Hilton, that total embarrassment of a human being. The children of these bundles of ego are screwed up because the "parents" (and I use that term loosely) are screwed up.
Makes me almost as sick as the Democrats.
JASmius adds: There's a difference? Both groups are solipsistic; both are narcissistic; both are morally bankrupt yet pass themselves off as moral supremacists to futilely try and fill that Christ-shaped void in their opulent but shallow and hollow lives.
'Tis a pity there isn't any practical way of preventing such people from reproducing; I can't think of a better application of eugenics.
Oh, wait, that's right, conservatives are burying liberals in live babies. Call it the irresistably implacable logic of natural law and cultural folly rendering applied eugenics redundant.
D'ya suppose Brad or Angelina would even understand that last sentence?
Might send them off on a public literacy crusade, though.
Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands September 19.
I don't know about you, but I'm just totally upset that Brad and Angelina won't marry and then divorce as would most certainly happen and have their kids growing up in a broken home. It's SO much better now that they're growing up in a shackin' up home. What *wonderful* examples you are, Brad and Angelina!
It amazes me how overblown and STUPID people get about these fake Hollywood types. WHO CARES about Tom and Katie? It's not like they'll still be together a year from now. Little Suri will grow up fatherless and directionless, probably turning out like Paris Hilton, that total embarrassment of a human being. The children of these bundles of ego are screwed up because the "parents" (and I use that term loosely) are screwed up.
Makes me almost as sick as the Democrats.
JASmius adds: There's a difference? Both groups are solipsistic; both are narcissistic; both are morally bankrupt yet pass themselves off as moral supremacists to futilely try and fill that Christ-shaped void in their opulent but shallow and hollow lives.
'Tis a pity there isn't any practical way of preventing such people from reproducing; I can't think of a better application of eugenics.
Oh, wait, that's right, conservatives are burying liberals in live babies. Call it the irresistably implacable logic of natural law and cultural folly rendering applied eugenics redundant.
D'ya suppose Brad or Angelina would even understand that last sentence?
Might send them off on a public literacy crusade, though.
posted by Jennifer at 2:29 PM
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