John Paul's Big Surprise

The Pope dies and goes to Heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turns out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment.

The Pope is horrified and wants to know why he doesn't have the penthouse apartment, which is huge. Saint Peter informs him that the resident of the penthouse is a lawyer.

"A lawyer!" says the Pope. "But I'm the Pope. Surely I'm more important!"

"With respect, Sir," says Saint Peter, "We have lots of Popes up here, but we only have ONE lawyer!"

[h/t: Uncle]