Presidential Ambitions

Three little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks the second, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

Then the third kid piped up. "They wanted to do that to me, but I told them it wasn't necessary, because it will happen over the natural course of time."

"You mean your foreskin will just fall off by itself?" the first two kids asked.

"No, I'm going to be a Republican president of the United States when I grow up," the third kid proudly replied.

[h/t: Uncle]