Friday, July 06, 2007

A Crook, A Schnook, & A Navel-Gazer

***Can it not fairly be said that Hillary Clinton fears Fred Thompson?

***Can it not fairly be pointed out that any moralizing track - say, cluck-clucking and finger-wagging about the NSA terrorist surveillance program or the Bushies' alleged disregard for the rule of law - Mrs. Clinton chooses is going to run into the minefield of her hubby's old regime?

The Enemy Media will do its best to pick them all up in advance, but even they won't be able to snag all of them.

***Can it not fairly be asked how any Democrat can possibly be swooning over an empty-headed lightweight so patently phony that he owns 28,000 square foot mansions, gives "anti-poverty" speeches for fortunes a pop, and pays hair-stylists not four bills, but over $1,250 a coiffing with campaign contributions instead of his own oceanic abundance of ill-gotten lucre? Why can't Opie spread that wealth around and seed the resurgence of that quaint, Rockwellesque piece of near-extinct Americana, the barber shop?

Too borgeoise, I'm guessing. And I'm not the only "right-wing extremist" who thinks so....

***Can it not fairly be admitted how utterly flummoxing it is that so many Democrats forked over so much cash in the last calendar quarter to a candidate with so little experience, of entirely the wrong kind, who is making such a concerted effort to mix religion and politics?

Though I will admit that starting each State Of The Union Address with a serious of "OOOOHHHMMM"s and seeing Teddy Kennedy assume the lotus position would almost be worth the price of admission....