America Calling....

Not to lift this verbatim from Bryan at hotair.com - and I'm not, as I changed some of the links [*AHEM*] - but it's too short yet too sweeeeeeet to pass up (via The Tank):

When he wasn’t busy over the past year or so arguing that we ought to fight al Qaeda in Iraq from our bases in Okinawa and Diego Garcia, Representative Jack “[Haw-Haw]” Murtha has been busy stuffing his face with pork, behaving questionably over appropriations and smearing US Marines. Now that three of the Marines Murtha prejudged to be guilty of cold-blooded murder have been cleared of all charges, Murtha ought to answer for what he has been saying about them.

And this is what his office had to say:



Hey, it's more coherent than anything that came out of the YearlyKos Konvention....