Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Baghdad Bob's New Gig

Is Team Kerry about to hire the ultimate spinner, Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, aka "Baghdad Bob"?

Gosh, I hope so. Three lines –

1] about “John Forbes Kerry liv[ing] in Cambodia for six months, deployed deep behind enemy lines, disguising himself for weeks on end as a disused highway men's lavatory…liv[ing] in a pool of his own filth for months in order to secure his great victory over the Infidel Invaders of Cambodia”;

2] “John Forbes Kerry” earning his silver star by shooting a child that “made a threatening motion” by “bl[owing] a snot-bubble and sh[itting] itself”; and

3] “John Forbes Kerry” earning one of his purple hearts by “sustaining injuries [so] severe [that] his head was taken clean off by an RPG fired by the Infidel Cong [and] it took him three weeks to recover”

- would at least be a helluva lot more entertaining than taking bets on how long “Tad” Devine can hold that sneer.