The Greens Turn Brown

Here's the poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop:

As environmentalists celebrate the 34th annual Earth Day, some in the green movement are now advocating "diaper-free" babies to help save the planet...

..."There is a way to have a baby and NOT use diapers," says one website advocating diaperless babies. Parents are urged to get in tune with their infant's body signals and hold babies over toilets, buckets and shrubbery or any other convenient receptacle when nature calls.

One advocate suggests bringing a "tight-lidded bucket" along to serve as a waste receptacle when mothers take their babies out in public.

I wonder why they didn't mention corks as another option. I guess they're not biodegradable.

Just watch, they'll start citing this as another justification for abortion on demand and infanticide.

I realize the above sounds like it came straight out of a classic Saturday Night Live skit (or maybe Monty Python), but as Dave Berry likes to say, I swear we're not making this up.

Hey - would we shit you....?

[HT: GOP Bloggers]