Ann Nails 'Em!

Okay, I admit it. I absolutely adore Ann Coulter. I love her sarcasm, and I love the way she drives the liberals nuts…telling the truth about them in a way that gets under their skin like nobody else I’ve ever seen. Her latest offering regarding Guantanamo is great. Here’s a sample:

If you still have any doubts about whether closing Guantanamo is the right thing to do, Jimmy Carter recently cleared that up by demanding that it be closed. With any luck, he'll try to effect another one of those daring "rescue" attempts. Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe: Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever Jimmy Carter says as quickly as possible. (Instead of Guantanamo, how about we close down the Carter Center?)

Hey, gotta agree with her there. I haven’t heard Jimmy Carter say anything intelligent since he got my first vote as an 18-year-old with his “born-again Christian” line. But I digress…the subject here is Gitmo, not has-been past Presidents who fancy themselves the saviors of the world.

Senator Dick Durbin says it is reminiscent of the "Nazis, Soviets in their gulags or some mad regime – Pol Pot or others." (He then offered the typical Democrat "if/then" non-apology: i.e., "if my remarks offended anyone," based on the rather remote possibility any sentient, English-speaking adult who didn't hate America could have heard them and not been offended.)

atoreah…and how about his colleagues on the Left? With the exception of Mayor Daly, they had no problem with Durbin’s statements. However, they were shocked, SHOCKED, at Karl Rove’s spot-on analysis of their reactions to 9-11. The truth is kryptonite to these people.

LOVE this line:

On the bright side, at least liberals have finally found a group of people in Cuba hom they think deserve to be rescued.

I’m still chuckling over that one…again, the absolute unvarnished truth.

Now, here are Ann’s suggestions for clearing this whole mess up:

It's not torture if:

*The same acts performed on a live stage have been favorably reviewed by Frank Rich of the New York Times;

*Andrew Sullivan has ever solicited it from total strangers on the Internet;

*You can pay someone in New York to do it to you;

*Karen Finley ever got a federal grant to do it;

*It's comparable to the treatment U.S. troops received in basic training;

*It's no worse than the way airlines treat little girls in pigtails flying to see Grandma.

There are some guidelines we could go by in order to determine whether or not these poor, misunderstood prisoners at Guantanamo are being tortured. As for me, I think the closest thing I’ve read about would be making the prisoners listen to Christina Aguilera music. Come on, guys, gotta draw the line somewhere.

According to Time magazine, this is how the "gulag of our time" treats the inmates: "The best-behaved detainees are held in Camp 4, a medium-security, communal-living environment with as many as 10 beds in a room; prisoners can play soccer or volleyball outside up to nine hours a day, eat meals together and read Agatha Christie mysteries in Arabic."

Sounds awful, doesn’t it? How do they stand it? I mean, they could be out killing Americans, and look what we make them settle for!

The only question is: Why do Democrats take such relish in slandering their country? If someone was constantly telling vicious lies about you, would you believe they supported and loved you?

Good question.