Howie Learns Elections Are Divisive

I'm telling ya, Dr. Demented is a straight-man and walking punchline all in one. Here's another case in point:

Republicans plan to use the vast problems caused by illegal immigration to try and divide Americans voting in next year's midterm election, Democratic National Committee chairman Howard Dean said Saturday.

The first retort that comes to my mind is, "What GOP has he been looking at?" And right on its heels comes, "As long as citizens and legals are divided from illegals before they get to the voter registration kiosk, I'm fine with it."

But the best line is a corollary to the second one: "You're just sore because you'll get the smaller group of voters - again."

It is, though, one of the only times I can remember where I hope 'Pubbies take Chairman How's advice.