Can't we deport Jimmy Carter to Cuba?

Three cheers and a high-five to the New York Post for tearing Mr. Peanut a new asshole for his detestably hypocritical smearing of the government of the state of Florida as failing to meet the "basic international requirements" for fair elections in the November vote, and Secretary of State Glenda Hood as "biased" and operating a "suspicious process," not even a month after signing off on the Venezualan presidential recall election that Castroite strongman Hugo Chavez blatantly stole. I'm doubtless not speaking only for myself when I say that I've had just about enough of that mouthy old bastard.

"It is unconscionable," Carter added, "to perpetuate fraudulent or biased electoral practices in any nation."

He might try looking in the mirror.

Unless, of course, his definition of "free and fair" elections is elections that elect left-wing extremists.

Can't we even put Carter on a raft, and shove it toward Cuba? Pretty please?

Scratch that - after November 2nd, Kerry can ferry Carter there on his cig boat. He'll certainly have the spare time.