Sunday, July 10, 2005

NARAL Is NUTZ

Oh.My.Gosh. I knew these guys were nuts, but check out NARAL’S web site and read about their “Screw Abstinence” party. Yep, you read that right. Some of the highlights of the evening:

Pork Filled Players – Seattle theatre’s hottest sketch comedy group performs a sex ed class for adults

Toys in Babeland – Seattle’s sleaze-free, sex-positive purveyors of adult toys offer tips on “Sexy Safer Sex”

Lady Jane DJ – Seattle’s First Lady of the turn tables spins the latest in Hip-Hop and R&B

Hors d’oeuvres – Scrumptious Appetizers generously donated by Watertown.

And to get in?

Ticket Prices:

$15.00 “The Birds and the Bees” - Gets ya in the door.

$30.00 “The Full Monty”- Gets ya in the door, a Screw Driver drink ticket, & a Screw Abstinence T-Shirt. T-shirt sizes are limited so order yours ASAP!

Sounds like fun, huh? Perhaps they should call this the “Screw Common Sense” party, since of course the only 100% sure way to prevent STDs and unwanted pregnancy is abstinence. And these people wonder why they keep getting beaten at the polls by voters interested in the moral and cultural trend of the country.