Murtha Offers 'Core Values Training' To Insurgents

[posted by T.C.]

Compliments of Scrappleface.com (Thanks Scott):

Congressman John Murtha today offered to give “core values training” to al Qaeda ighters and other members of the Iraqi insurgency to complement a similar Pentagon initiative for U.S. troops.

The Pennsylvania Democrat, a former Marine, said he is concerned that without proper values training the pressure of the illegal American occupation of Iraq might cause otherwise stable insurgents to ‘blow up’, possibly killing innocent civilians.

“I can teach an insurgent how to keep his head about him, when everyone else is losing theirs,” said Representative Murtha, who served in the Marine Corps.

The former Marine, a Democrat, noted that most insurgents already understand the value of family.

“In the U.S. we have only one annual ‘take your child to work day’, but in Iraq, the children often accompany their freedom-fighting fathers to the job site,” the retired Marine said, “It’s inspiring to see how an Iraqi man treats his home as a refuge and his family as a shield, while our Marines neglect their families so they can run around with their buddies in a foreign country.”