Friday, January 19, 2007

Rabid Warthog As Miss Manners

Okay, indulge me for just a minute. I know Rosie O'Donnell is a pretty sickening, boring subject, but just one more thing...

Here is her latest attention-getting mantra:

On Thursday morning’s The View,” Rosie O’Donnell dropped a bomb on American Idol and attacked America’s three favorite judges.

“If you keep serving people crap, they’re eventually going to think it’s a meal,” Rosie touted. “Three millionaires… one probably intoxicated. So sad.”

Rosie’s new war came the morning after an incredible 32 million people tuned in as Simon, Randy and Paula struggled in Seattle, taking aim at wannabes like Kenneth Briggs.

“You look like one of those creatures in the jungle with those massive eyes, what are they called? Bush baby,” Simon told the Idol hopeful.

“To make fun of someone’s physical appearance, is this what America thinks is entertainment?” Rosie challenged.

No doubt Simon is pretty much a jerk. But Rosie is certainly no stranger to making fun of others, and now she's going to preach to us about it?

One of the commenters on this column had a good point. Remember when Rosie was called "The Queen of Nice?" I mean, bubbly, good-natured, etc.? (I don't, because I've never watched her, but I do remember reading that). It seems that ever since she "came out of the closet," she has been mean, nasty, and totally uncouth. Must be a correlation there somewhere.